Hamburger Helper Style

The act of two grown men shoving Hamburger Helper into each others anus's and fucking each other raw, while using lollipop as a sounding rod

me and Jeremy went down on each other Hamburger Helper Style, that was the PERFECT way to eat a square meal

by Janglus, The wise March 17, 2026

Hambringer

A Muslim's and my worst night worst nightmare. A person that shoves pork down another person's throat, it can also be a person who shoots a pork-tipped bullet into somebody.

OH GOD, THE HAMBRINGER IS COMING!!!!!

by JJFROMCLAREMONT February 11, 2025

hamburgers per bald eagle

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system

"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"

by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025

Hamburger hotdogged

To respond to a positive statement about one thing with an exaggerated, often absurd accusation of negativity towards an unrelated thing. This reaction often stems from the assumption that the omission of any opinion on the latter inherently implies disapproval or dislike. It originates from the example below about hamburgers and hotdogs:

Person A: "I love hamburgers."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE HOTDOGS?"

Person A: "I love democrats."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE REPUBLICANS?"

Person A: "Wow, I didn't even say that. I've just been hamburger hotdogged again!"

by Dazza477 February 25, 2025

Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

haberdaiquiri

a port manteau of daiquiri and haberdashery

daiquiri is a little girls drink for when a kid is too little for alcohol or sometimes at ice cream bars
usually to incite that the noted feminist is probably diddling or trafficking kids or identifying and classifying kids

haberdashery ~ is a joke about how women are supposed to make themselves beautiful by mothership if they choose to do so and if they can

This stupid fokkin haberdaiquiri died trying to sell my family to a pedophile in New Jersey for cocaine.

by sinrlifemattrs September 17, 2025

Hamburger-Face

An expression someone or something exhibits due to unexpected dissatisfaction

My brother has been walking around the house all day with a damn "Hamburger-Face" ever since he found out about girlfriend cheating

by OozoozooO October 10, 2025