Half Pipe

A term for a skateboard ramp that looks like a U, named a half-pipe because it is essentially half of a full pipe.

How the fuck is half pipe not defined yet?

by tomtom not johnjohn May 14, 2011

Half Inch Slip

when giving a woman oral sex, and slipping past the vaginal opening, and accidentally licking the anus.

D00D, i was chowin on her box, then it tasted nasty, i knew i just made a half inch slip! got any mouthwash?

by BuLL January 6, 2005

half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.

Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."

by Pat June 18, 2006

half-rican

Someone who is only half black

"Girl, you a little dark"

"Well I AM half-rican"

by Jay Olay January 12, 2009

half bad

You don't look like a complete pile of shit. You actually might look fucking nice for once, looking either decent or hella fucking hot as fuck

Why Tim, you're not looking like a fucking piece of shit. You don't look half bad!

by My name is Jeff from Mexico April 4, 2015

half past five

After work, and gotten home

1.) I'll be see you half past five.
2.) I'll be available anytime around half past five.
3.) We'll light up half past five.
4.) Cant talk right now, at work, hit me back around half past five.

by Zayelion September 1, 2016

Half-Life crisis

One has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones Chemistry class.

Man, I'm stupid! Why did I ever take AP Chemistry? I've already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before I can go in for treatment! Pretty soon, I won't have a half-life crisis, I'll have a no-life crisis!

by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005