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veteran hairs

When your beard hairs start turning white
"Why do these white hairs in my beard grow thicker and stronger than regular hair?" "Cuz they're veteran hairs"
by Joe the Armenian May 27, 2015
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showing hair

Showing hair, to show hair: verb meaning to exhibit courage and/or expertise under pressure. Originally this was surfer and biker lingo from the mid-20th century, and relates to the era when it took a certain amount of daring for a man to wear his hair long.
'Nick's all talk. You'll never see him showing hair.'
by anarcissie August 9, 2013
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Hair Pony

The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail
Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?
by Rynoshorn January 15, 2019
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Cunt Hair

A humorous, historic unit of measure most often used to indicate a small variance in size, position, or spatial reference.
The width of a cunt hair as actually measured using a calibrated micrometer, typically ranges from .003" to .005" wide using the Imperial Standard, or .0762mm to .127mm Metric Standard.
The term is widely used and considered humorous among tradesmen, people in the military, or anyone wishing to express a small unit of measure or deviation from an established standard. The term cunt hair is also considered vulgar in many social situations where a familiarity or use of this expression is not common.
The term began as a humorous description at a time when measuring devices were crude and imprecise.

Until recently, the demarcation "cunt hair" had never been standardized. The new emerging standard measurement for a cunt hair is 1/64" Imperial.

This increment has been chosen to represent the term cunt hair because most often tradesmen will identify a "cunt hair" measurement as half the space between the 1/32" marks on their tape measure. It is also the smallest identifiable demarcation visible on a ruler or tape measure without the use magnifying aids. The case for this increment is further made by the abstract nature of pubic hair and it's inconsistencies of thickness. The humorous nature of this term, casual use and spontaneous reference negate the need for a scientific standard as it is never used for an actual documented measurement.
A sheet metal worker might say, "Move it a cunt hair to the left."
A carpenter would say, "Trim a cunt hair off that board and it will fit perfectly."
A sniper may indicate that "The shot missed by a cunt hair."
by Max Chatfield August 15, 2020
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Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.
“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”
by rhatch February 14, 2008
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hair of the bull

" Hair of the bull" just like hair of the dog when you drink alcohol too much one day and have your first drink when you are hungover. Same thing when you drink too many Red Bulls and you can sleep and wake up tired and feeling like crap and you have anouther Red Bull on the morning. "Hair of the Bull"
Why are having a Red Bull so early ? I NEED A LITTLE HAIR OF THE BULL TO MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL
by Drvman June 22, 2018
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fwoofy hair

fwoofy hair means your hair is extra fluffier than a sheeps fur.
wow! you have fwoofy hair!
by fwoofyhair May 18, 2021
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