guitar center

A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you "Boss" (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.

Guitar Center Quotes: "What's HAPPENING there BOSS?"

by Jazgul March 23, 2008

Guitar Hero Crawl

When you play guitar hero so long that when you look away, flat surfaces look like they are melting or crawling up.

Broseph, I played RockBand so long last night i got Guitar Hero crawl so bad i thought the walls were melting.

by Jony911 February 1, 2009

Guitar

When you play it, everyone leaves.

Please put that guitar down

by samtheman0360 December 15, 2014

Fake Air Guitar

Using something in the place of an air guitar,, for example a broom.

Jimmy used the mop as an air guitar, therefore making it a fake air guitar

by Matty (: April 7, 2010

Guitar Hero

1. DDR for guitarist wannabes
2. The easiest game for a real guitarist

Player 1: "Man, you're good at Guitar Hero."
Player 2: "I play guitar. You're fucked."

by Jimmy Eat My World January 5, 2009

GUItard

Noun; (Plural) GUItards; Short for Graphical User Interface-retards. A derogatory term often used to describe Microsoft Certified Professionals for there dependence on the Microsoft wizard to configure all of the PC environments attributes.

Using Cisco SDM makes me feel like a GUItard.

by Tyler Betz March 31, 2008

guitar itch

the kind of itch that always seems to come uo while playing guitar hero or rock band, being very severe, making you grit your teeth for a pause in the music

Dude, scratch my nose, i've got the guitar itch

by tcg92 January 31, 2008