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Funnel Web Spyder

When your mate does a handstand and, with the assistance of a funnel, you pour their drink in their arsehole. Finish with a scoop of ice cream.
Dude, did you see the Funnel Web Spyder Steve gave Gavin at TGI’s on the weekend?
by MargotThrobbie June 27, 2020
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Greensburg Funnel Cake

The blowing out of powdered sugar from one's butt onto another one they're trying to impress. A very backwards way of showing someone you'd like to date them.
"Dude... did you see him give her the Greensburg Funnel Cake?"

"Ya... he must really like her..."
by Funnier than your Mom November 14, 2011
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Dick Funnelling

The act of cock blocking all but one selected party, for greater success.
He was "Dick Funnelling" all night to help his buddy score that girl who was getting was too much attention.
by The Pev November 15, 2011
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Rape funnel

"A big hole in the ground on worms" - Where the landscape has been formed into a pit in which any grenades fired into will roll to the bottom where any worms will inevitably be ruined.
forts on worms (the video game), the opposing team has destroyed the landscape and made a pit where some of the players are collected, they can fire grenades into this pit and easily kill off enemies, hence they're going to get raped and are in a rape funnel!
by thewhiterussian November 26, 2011
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Facebook funeral

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.
He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.
by GotLix August 30, 2012
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Russian funnel

When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!
Hey sexy wanna come round and fuck followed by a Russian funnel?
by ohthatgurl007 February 10, 2018
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nazeeha funeral

It is a funeral where you must wear green or otherwise the ghost of the deceased may haunt you forever
by Abc republican June 23, 2022
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