Fruitybae

An endearing term for someone in a non heteronormative context

“Harry styles outfit is so Fruitybae!”

by afdgh11 February 18, 2023

Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

by Kibosh January 8, 2008

Hardcore Fruitsalad

A game which is similar to the regular game of fruitsalad, but HARDCORE. Players sit in a circle with legs crossed and are named certain fruits, eg. Apple, Orange. One person standing in the middle of the circle calls out a few names of the "fruits". Those fruits have to switch places with the person in the middle, but they can trip, pick up and throw, push, use wrestling moves, drag away, or use any other method to get the spot before the other people. The idea is to get a spot in the circle. The person who doesn't get a spot and cross their legs first is now in the middle of the circle. If the players uncross their legs while sitting in the circle, they can be fought for their spot. If the person in the middle calls "Fruitsalad" everyone in the circle switches spots. Think Musical Chairs, with a twist.

A game of Hardcore Fruitsalad
Person in middle: Apple, Kiwi, Grape, Orange, Banana, GO!
They switch spots.
New Person in the middle: Fruitsalad!
Chaos happens as people get into a wrestling match while trying to switch spots

by Shmorgasbord November 19, 2009

oral fructose tolerance test

the act of fellatio. Fructose is a major component of semen.

"What were the results of your girlfriend's oral fructose tolerance test?"
"Inconclusive. We're going to have to do at least one a day to get better results."

by tehfish February 21, 2010

ducking frunk

schmammered, obliterated, three sheets to the wind, wasted

I was so ducking frunk last Friday night, I got kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese.

by colonialfootsoldier March 27, 2010

The Fruits Of Win

The 6 fruits that equal win;

Apple
Orange
Pineapple
Watermelon
Kiwi
Banana

When loss is approaching eat The Fruits Of Win

by LHPL3 March 30, 2010

Textual frustration

The feeling one gets when no new text or voicemail alerts arrive for an extended period of time.
textual satisfaction

It's like my phone is dead; I think I'm feeling some textual frustration.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little textually frustrated because I haven't been texted all day.

by JoseFrijoles May 15, 2010