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Aluminum Falcon

The Aluminum Falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an 'on-the-spot' condom. The aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the 'man mixture' and the poon.

the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.

Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.

The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.

The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.
Person 1: "Damn, last night Katie was so horny she insisted on doing it on the dishwasher,"
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*
by RUFF SECKS January 10, 2010
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O'Fallon

1. noun: General term describing someone of partial Irish decent who enjoys giving women (that don't actually want to date him) bruises. Typically the O'Fallon can convince any woman with low self-esteem that they should have sex with him, simply because they they are too afraid to say no. An O'Fallon usually has sex lasting no longer than 11 minutes. This is beneficial to the O'Fallon, since it never sees only one woman at a time. After sex, the O'Fallon's catch phrase is usually "This just isn't a good day for me."
Did you hear that O'Fallon is an abusive, misogynistic, dick head?
by wHATEver77 February 19, 2011
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Person 2: Hell no!!! That girl is probably a total Faison....you'll go to her house and she'll be a grown man and he'll rape and kill you!!
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Nuclear Fallout

After headbutting a female in the ovaries during her period, one may encounter a toxic discharge from the vaganial opening resulting in loss of sight, smell, feeling, taste, hearing, and as some scientists argue the sense of balance will go out the window.
Chuck Norris is the only man to survive the nuclear fallout.
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Falcowned

Falcowned is similar in use to the word pwned. The word is more specific to losing a match in Super Smash Bros against the character Falco but can be applied to 'owning' someone in general be it through gaming ability, wit, physical ability etc.
Joe got Falcowned by a level 6 yoshi
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Falconer

Used car salesman
Snake oil merchant
Person who can speak for an hour but never actually answer your question
student 1- "What did he say?"
student 2 - "He was such a falconer, useless"
by jayfab_1990 November 8, 2012
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fallopian

A term used to describe someone of Filipino origin, usually to cause offense.
"Shut up you stupid fallopian, learn some goddamn English and stop your spam"
by I'mnottellingyou July 16, 2008
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