sex fail

1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion

2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through

3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it

4)see ruby shotgun

1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail

2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?

Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat

Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!

Alex: d

3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?

Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals

Anthony: SEX FAIL!!

by BLKEAGLEKREW December 9, 2008

Fablab

fa·blab fæblɒb noun: A thrilling word that causes the phenomenon of extreme please when repeatedly spoken

Lydia: fablab
Indy: Your lips look super sexy when you mouth those words in my ear
Lydia: "fablab" mmmm
Indy: ohh baby dont stoppp
Lydia: FABLABBBBBB
Indy: im almost there omggg dont stop DONT STOP!!!!!!!!
Lydia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by missindy September 4, 2011

EPIC FAIL!

A failure of EPIC proportions.

Announcer: "And he...DROPS the ball!"

EPIC FAIL!

Man: "Oh no i just came!"

EPIC FAIL!

by Lavander Goons May 15, 2009

Mythbusters fail

When something fails in a spetacular way that usually only happens when induced by the TV show Mythbusters.

That top fuel dragster's engine didn't just blow, it exploded like a bomb. It was a total Mythbusters fail

by Cloudchaser Sakonige May 13, 2010

fail

n. One who consistently does not achieve success.
n. An even that does not achieve success.

What? You lost. You're such a fail.
That game was an epic fail.

by kyle2 November 21, 2007

fail

A verb that can be used in conjunction with any action, policy or position of the Bush (43) Administration.

Most historians agree that George Bush has failed in his duties as President in all possible respects.

by GIJoe October 1, 2007

Failaphobia

Fear of failing because you might just end up on fail blog

Dude you hear that mikes not coming out of his house today because hes developed a failaphobia

by Cpl AGENT 47 June 27, 2009