Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

National get Naked on FaceTime da

On every December 28 the person your on FaceTime with has to get naked and do a little dance.

Boy: yo it’s December 28 National get naked on FaceTime day you know what that means
Girl: yeah I know what day it is *gets naked*

by Chrisfromclt December 28, 2020

The Greatest Fact

That the infinite line of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of complex integrals.

These complex integrals have a tautological relationship with a group of pseudorandom numbers.

Furthermore; one's intentions have a bijective relationship with one's thoughts because the pseudorandom numbers are one's thoughts.

The Greatest Fact In The Universe is the inversion of nominalism: inverted nominalism...

In inverted nominalism, the infinite set of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of trienes each of which have a surface area of one. Furthermore the uncountable SET of of trienes, called the triene-function, ALSO has a surface area of 1.

Thus, it is the complex INTEGRALS that are the trienes and NOT the complex numbers that are the trienes.

This is in contrast to nominalism in which an infinite number of Tarski breaks divides an uncountable group of Tarski lines due to the spinning of the dark-gravity-points at the edge of sublumination..

by flightfacilities May 6, 2022

this machine kills facists

A reference to the john green book “paper towns”

That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”

by …0o0 April 21, 2023

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

you forget the fact

the same line that a person uses over and over and over and over again which pisses off his gf

you forget the fact that i love you

by Apollyx June 27, 2023

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025