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fake drug dealer 

A guys who sells stuff they find in their medicine cabinents and sells it to edgy 12 year olds. Sells advil and says its xanax, sells nyquil sprite and says its lean.
im going to become a fake drug dealer to make some cash
fake drug dealer by pseodnym June 21, 2018
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Fake Noob 

An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level
I only lost because of that fake noob
Fake Noob by Gee Wizz March 17, 2019

Fake Memories 

When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.
Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
Fake Memories by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

Fake friends 

Taylor Jackson Deja cater kaiyah fat ass white and shyla Bradford and Timera Ben ford all them lol hoes are fake as fuck
I hate fake friends like them ulgy hoes tf

Fake Friday 

Day before a day off in the middle of a work week. The term “fake Friday” is used because Friday is the day before the weekend, so “fake Friday” is the day before a day off that typically wouldn’t be regularly scheduled. Fake Friday can often be compared to Christmas because of how exciting is it.
“Do we have school tomorrow?”
“No, so today’s Fake Friday.”
Fake Friday by onlyangel October 15, 2019

Fake Maine™ 

Maine without puffins is just about as real as Australia.

If you believe you live in Maine but have never seen a puffin, you live in Fake Maine. This is a common misconception because Mr. Mapmaker must have forgotten to include Fake Maine and explain the difference. It's hard to get out of Fake Maine, but you'll know you've done it when you see a puffin.
"You live in Maine? Cool! Have you seen any puffins?"
"Actually, no. Maine has puffins?"
"Sounds like a load of Fake Maine™ to me."
Fake Maine™ by mee-haw January 7, 2020