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A guys who sells stuff they find in their medicine cabinents and sells it to edgy 12 year olds. Sells advil and says its xanax, sells nyquil sprite and says its lean.
im going to become a fake drug dealer to make some cash
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by pseodnym June 21, 2018
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Someone who takes pills and sells them saying they are real drugs that will get you high
"Is Tom selling ecstasy? Man I want some to drop in some girls drinks so I can bang them and they wont know"

"Nah man those are not real, they`re fake, hes a Fake Drug Dealer"
by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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