elephant

An uncircumcizzed penis.

My God, he has an elephant!

by Lon May 25, 2003

elephantitus

large and heavy testicles or nuts, when you walk they tend to tug on your scrotum, sometimes u need a pulley system to keep them from ripping off your nutsack.

Song: "..And the bouncers don't check us, and we..Walk around with elephantitus."

by forte~pwnz February 13, 2005

White Elephant

When you cum on a beer bottle and stick it up a girls ass.

I had an awsome night last night, i gave Melissa a White Elephant

by Fonzy February 17, 2005

Baby Elephant Walk

When a bunch of bros get on all fours, nekkid, and stick their thumbs in the bunghole in front of them and lick the fudge of their thumbs. Repeat until everyone has had the pleasure of tasting everyone else.

"Bro! We did the baby elephant walk and Gary's bung was so loose I had a hand full of feces to lick off my fingers!"

by TurbanDictionary November 9, 2013

Elephant

A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.

"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."

"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

kiss the elephant

To take satisfaction or delight in calling attention to the elephant in the room. Sometimes humping the elephant.

He often makes people uncomfortable because he's the kind of person who likes to kiss the elephant.

by ABK from J&K July 5, 2008

elephant tampons

The biggest size of tampon one can use. Generally it's somewhere between the roundness of a nickel and quarter.

Aww, why'd you buy those elphant tampons again?

Those elephant tampons hurt like bitch to pull out.

by valleyofcorpse February 1, 2008