Slow Dump

To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.

"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"

by Grace SF May 07, 2008

Dump Sack

When you have a sac of white and you are about to dump it on the table ferda boys

Tony :Aye what y’all getting into tonight??

Dumpsack jr. : we about to dump sack

by Dumpsack111 November 26, 2021

Mag Dumping

The sexual act of shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting on a partner all at the same time.

Hey Tim, I straight started mag dumping on Catherine last night.

by MynameCope October 31, 2023

Dump Delay

Excess time spent in an airplane bathroom leading other passengers to think that you were making a stinky. Typically any time over 3 minutes for a male and any time over 10 minutes for a female.

I got hung up in the bathroom trying to squeeze out an air biscuit and the hot girl sitting next to me picked up on my dump delay. It looks like, I'll be joining the Mile High Club solo.

by Monkey Mcluvin October 12, 2008

catastrophic dump

The mother of all bowel movements

Dave: Don't go into the toilet, I just had a catastrophic dump

by Eldonko December 30, 2011

I-dump

When you enjoy playing with your Iphone so much your legs fall asleep when you take a crap.

Hey, where's Bruce?

He is in the bathroom.

But I just got an email from him.

Yeah, he's taking an I-dump

by bnscf May 12, 2010

war dumping

Weaponizing several people’s shit into a weapon of war. Not to be confused with the lesser assault pooping.

Fuck it. We are war dumping the fuck out of the NRA. It’s only fair at this point. Call for some of Carlos’s spicy burritos. The five pounders. Yeah. Ten dozen.

by Kingleil February 26, 2018