After the late Matthew Dutkiewicz, "Duck Law" is anything one may say at random times that has got to be (by popular decision) an utter lie and made up fictional subject to convey a point that is so untrue it has got to be true. Hence it is "Duck Law". "Duck Law" only works through persistent argument.
Matt: I'm ganna get a 5 dollar scratch-off, you ALWAYS win money off those
Leland: What? No you don't
Matt: Ya you do, all the time, it never fails bro
Leland: Your not ganna win!
Brendan: Don't argue with him.. He's pulling some sort of "Duck Law" here
Leland: What? No you don't
Matt: Ya you do, all the time, it never fails bro
Leland: Your not ganna win!
Brendan: Don't argue with him.. He's pulling some sort of "Duck Law" here
by BBryant November 25, 2009
Get the Duck Lawmug. To relax Archie would spend hours on the beach alone with his thoughts whilst playing ducks and drakes
by black flag May 29, 2004
Get the ducks and drakesmug. by ChelseaRshit December 2, 2019
Get the Duck Boymug. Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
by Drycolt April 14, 2014
Get the duck showermug. by DuckPuppyLover69 November 25, 2016
Get the duck puppymug. Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.
by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015
Get the Dry Duckmug. an alcoholic layered shot made the same way as a duck fart
it consists of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream with mint, and vodka in this order.
it consists of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream with mint, and vodka in this order.
by big B-F June 29, 2009
Get the russian duckmug.