rape the dragon

to overcome something particularly difficult or achieve something awesome.

Stop complaining about the assignment, Mary, we all know you're smart enough to rape the dragon.

We're holding a party to celebrate Jeff's promotion! He deserves it; he totally raped that dragon!!

Alternative use: Man, that test was one tough dragon to rape. But I think I did ok.

by keetalolita October 12, 2010

dragon slayer

A dragon slayer is a medium build guy who repeatedly takes home the fattest, ugliest whore from the bar.

(You see the dragon slayer leaving with one of these things)
"Do not unsheath your sword tonight good sir!"

by Samsquamch II February 29, 2008

firey dragon

When, while a girl/guy is giving a blowjob, you push down on their head right as you cum, causing it to fly out of their nose like a dragon breathing fire.

My girlfriend wouldn't swallow so I gave her a firey dragon.

by DrSmooth June 5, 2005

Draco

1. Latin for "dragon".

2. A character in the Harry Potter series.

3. Anything pertaining to harsh or unnecessary rules/punishment. Draconian.

1. No example needed.

2. Draco Malfoy strode through the castle gates.

by Dalek Draco March 11, 2010

sleeping dragon

While a person is asleep, you ejaculate into their nose.

Yo, I gave my roomate a sleeping dragon last night. It was hilarious.

by nm February 6, 2004

Dragon Lady

A severely sociopathic woman. 1.)Typically a despondant man's wife of many years. see - drinking elbow 2.)A fucking lonely bitch!

"Your wife kicked you out of the house and then spray-painted pedophile wagon on your van?! - "Yep, she's a real dragon lady."

"So I married a dried up old dragon lady who couldn't reserect the strength to beep her LifeSign button, let alone reach orgasm."

by fuckhead joe July 4, 2007

Dragon Slayer

1- A knight's long quest and battle looking for his princess.
2- Hooking up with ugly chicks while trying to find the "princess" (a very painful and long process)
3- "You have to slay alot of dragons before you get to the princess"

Dirk- Hey bro, how was the search for the princess this weekend?
Brian- yeah, I was killing dragons all weekend long , not a princess in sight.
Dirk- Well man, you are the best dragon slayer I know.

by Hey Ladies July 2, 2008