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douchebag-cappucino

Earl Caldwell, who is the owner of Nu Air Ventilaation Systems Inc. Nova Scotia Canada.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.
Nick; "Hey look at that douchebag-cappucino!"
Wanye; "Wow your right, he is asshamer isn't he"
by nickyparker1986 April 10, 2010
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Douchebag

A person who plays xbox live (or any other gaming system) at two in the morning just to insult other people playing in addition to constantly using the word bro while doing so
Wow Jimmy and Liam are douchebags when they play Halo because the are always teabagging other players.
by glozz44 May 26, 2009
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Douchebag

A person, who uses urbandictionary.com to write negative vulgar definitions of people's names based on the bad experience he/she had with them. Oh and douchebags can't spell
Wow, he can't even spell "tiny penis" correctly without being aroused, what a douchebag!
by lifesvr February 5, 2010
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eco-douchebag

1. The opposite of ecofriendly.

2. Anyone displaying properties of a douche bag in relation to the environment.
Bob just peed in the river! What an eco-douchebag...
by ezikiel-12 March 31, 2009
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Third Party Douchebag

A person who answers question that was not directed to them in the first place.
Tom: Hey, John. D'you want these fries?
John: Well...
Bill: Yeah, I want them!
Tom: You're such a Third Party Douchebag!!
by robotron March 7, 2007
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douchebag

A person in a cubicle environment surrounded by overwork staffers, who daily feels the need to talk loudly on the phone to his family and friends, and also to schedule such things as home repair, phone service, vacations and rental cars. Also known to talk loudly with food in their mouth, and scrape to death the bottom of a cup of yogurt.
"Tim is such a douchebag, do we really need to hear about his parenting skills?"
by DisgruntledStaffer June 24, 2005
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Douchebag

A bag used to clean the vagina with a straw or something to disperse the fluid. Usually used after sex.

It can also be used as a derogotory phrase towards someone if they're being an asshole or if you just dont feel like saying something else.
Scott Petterson is a douchebag.
by Bobby IzZO April 22, 2006
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