Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebag mug.Any man in a Jacked up truck with tinted windows. Typically spotted wearing a Tap-out or any UFC affiliatied too tight Tshirt and white Oakley sunglasses. Has tattoos and an overinflated ego. English is his first language, yet he is unable to write a proper sentence, spell or use grammar. Is a Donald Trump sympathizer and posts racist memes on his Facebook. Calls Axe body spray "whore lure" and douces himself in it accordingly. Posts bodybuilding gym mirror selfies as his profile picture to attract chicks.
by Mentally unstable March 21, 2017
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Get the Narcissist ass douchebag mug.An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).
Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.
Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.
"Hey I thought you were heading out?"
"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"
"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."
"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"
"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."
by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 28, 2017
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Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
by Toddthedouche January 13, 2011
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Smoking is for loosers,Vaping is for Douchebages!
Smoking is for loosers,Vaping is for Douchebages!
by Makkyak May 1, 2020
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