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donka doonka

Used to express an emotion or simply to insult someone, You’re such a posh boat owning wanker who takes it from behind. Your a donka doonka
by Xoxoxkoko April 14, 2019
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donkaboo

Any ghetto rat that sets behind the wheel of a "DONK".
"That damn donkaboo just cut me off!", "Look at that donkaboo with the comb in his hair!"
by i dont like schwoogs February 28, 2009
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Donk-honk

v. to casually beep or honk the horn of an automobile, usually practiced by men, while observing the fine badonkadonk or (usually large and/or round) derriere of a random woman or women on the street, whether they are walking, jogging, or standing. Not to be confused with ass-grabbing.
"Man, I donk-honked at this chick walkin' down Eastern Ave. She had a fine ass and I had to let her know that I noticed. She smiled back at me, too."
by CapitalsGains March 22, 2010
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Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010
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Donkey9

The most obscene sexual act in the realm of human comprehension. This act can be a combination of whatever the giver chooses, but must involve at least 3 foreign objects, 3 people, and 3 position changes and fluid.
"I brought the bullet casings and the latex gloves, if you've got the recycling we're ready to Donkey9!"

"Preheat the oven! We're gonna Donkey9!"

"I Donkey9ed so hard last night my ears bled"

"Bro, this one's a keeper! She let me and my roommate Donkey9 her last night"
by grouchermojo July 5, 2010
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Donkahorn

A majestic mythical creature, like the Unicorn but instead of a horse with a single horn it is a donkey with a single horn.
"I lost all respect for the Unicorn when i saw how beautiful and magical the Donkahorn was."
by Th3 Travis December 27, 2011
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donkey pass

A step above a Kitchen Pass. Permission, from the wife or significant other, to go out on the town and act like a complete ass.
Lagree got a Donkey Pass from his wife to go to Myrtle Beach for Bike Week.
by Greezy636 March 19, 2014
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