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Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex
"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"
by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019
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Ding dong destroyer

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003
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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
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ding it

Damon asked Elena if he could ding it
by dingitmaster527 December 28, 2019
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sming ding

I hit her with a Sming Ding.
I couldnt find my Sming Ding.
by Spiroscheese January 18, 2017
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William Ding

Stands up alot. Likes minecraft. Rules of survival grandmaster.
by Gdsibjeibidbd January 30, 2018
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Toe-ding

When one persons sexual partner has intercourse with their toes in the vaginal area
Last night my man’s toe-dinged me😊😊”
by Goonius III February 24, 2024
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