Danking Off

When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself

I realized i was danking off when felt like i pissed myself, then i had to clean my bong...

by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012

dank robbed

When ones marijuana is stolen

Man I think we were just dank robbed my buds gone! I'm

by smokiegurrrl802 July 27, 2016

Dank Ben

A bitch who always doing something fucking crazy and who doesn't give a dam fuck. He fucks around and no he's not a normie.

Hey you seen Dank Ben he just jumped inside the trashcan.

by SomeCrazyBitch420 March 17, 2018

dank trump

The slickest, yet oh so sweet and passionate man alive. He'll be your best friend when your uncle raped you but be that Victor when it comes to picking up fine females for you. If you befriend a dank trump it'll make your virgin butthole moister than a oyster ;)))

He's a sexy beast. He can dank my trump;) dank trump

by F,isgjbg July 21, 2017

ba-dank

similar to the word dank meaning of great quality or awesomeness (referring to weed), but pertaining to a more broad expanse of topics such as food, clothes, girls/guys, situations, etc.

Dude just got the most ba dank burrito... You aced your mid-term? Ba-dank!

by rankT May 3, 2009

dank piff

Dank piff is used to describe a potent strain of the devils lettuce or in other words CANNABIS

Wow jheez my G bludda, that sure is some damn dank piff you have in that doobie

by bobbetamcswaggikings December 25, 2019

Ted danks

Ted danks is the epitome of a BOT; essentially he is a second definition for BOT

1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.

by THENAMEOFBOTS June 5, 2019