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noun: da-NEE-L

A person who has the ability to undress extremely fast; like Superman but without the outfit.
Daniels are very comfortable being naked, and due to their nature, they are able to speed up the normal sequence of progression.
A Daniel is experienced when one is distracted for a few seconds, turns back, and the other person is fully naked.

Daniels have been named the Cheetahs of the getting-naked human world.
Person A: "This is my home. Make yourself comfortable"
Person B: "..."
Person A: "Wow! You must be a Daniel!"
Daniel by Vawesome July 22, 2011
A guy who has a big dick and knows how to use it. If someone is named Daniel, they are a keeper and you should trust them.
Daniel by finesse2301 June 5, 2019

Daniel Jackson 

The Hottest SG-1 member on Stargate SG-1!!! He has blue eyes, brown hair, and dorky glasses. He's the sexiest nerd on TV and in the world. His Pouty lips will make you quiver and by the end of the day you'll be begging for him to take you home through the gate and hold you in those muscley arms.
I love you Dr. Danny and you're welcome to teach me a thing or two!
Daniel Jackson by DannysBitch August 9, 2005
Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.
(Friend) Hey is that Daniel over there?
(Other friend) Is he wearing a quiksilver t-shirt?
(Friend) No.
(Other friend) Then it's not Daniel.
daniel by Jimmy Pop 24 August 3, 2007

Jack Daniels

1) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutral term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.

son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be here soon and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
Jack Daniels by Uncle Dimma March 29, 2013
the guy who always ruins the moment or trips up the situation. But Daniel's are also amazing funny and kind people, just so you know.
DAMMIT DANIEL CHEW SOFTER WE ARE HAVING A MOMENT
Daniel by itz_kidz June 8, 2016