Walking on the wet carpet

The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.

Walking on the wet carpet

Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!

by Dusk-Runner November 27, 2012

Cape Henry Collegiate

A Place where everyone is welcome...unless you aren't rich. A school where a myriad of students are "asked to leave" usually due to drug related offenses, cheating, and breaking and entering. Hey we even let dummies in...don't worry, your spot at Cape will be reserved if you ask mommy and daddy to write a big fat check so that administration can waste their money on another new cafeteria with nasty ass ceilings. Oh and let's not forget you can count on the guidance counselors to completely ignore all problems maybe because they are "currently" working on the degrees that they should have had before getting their job. Last but not least, do not be surprised if you freeze your toes, fingers, ears, tongue, and tits off... Cape Henry can't afford heat!

Hey is there any place where you don't have any rights of any kind?

Yeah... Cape Henry Collegiate

by canInoo February 1, 2019

cape cod fudge shop

A woman who has anal sex with a man, takes his fecal stained penis and inserts it in her mouth. He repeats this action multiple times until the woman has a sufficient amount of poop in her mouth. She then then puts the feces onto a tray like a piece of chocolate and places it in the oven, lets it cook and then ingests it.

Erin is such a cum dump. I can't believe she let Jeff turn her into a cape cod fudge shop.

by Tim Granger-Johnson July 1, 2008

Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

by Winston Smith May 13, 2005

magic carpet ride

getting really high with someone and then releasing inhibitions and fully allowing that person to control your trip. e.g. show someone the world as you see it and through their eyes

Sunny got really baked so Leslie took her on a magic carpet ride.

Jenny and Jacob were so high that Jacob was able to take her on a magic carpet ride through his mind.

You can emulate this on a very rudimentary level by watching screen savers and having someone free associate aloud what they see for the other, thus shaping what the other person will see.

by poochyak July 7, 2009

Cape Hatteras

n. The national park on North Carolina’s Outer Banks that was by its founding designated as a joint recreational area and primitive wilderness, that through the devious and out and out dishonest efforts of environmentalists is on the verge of being turned into a bird refuge.
v. To use misleading, faulty research and methods to thwart a person’s access to property where such access had previously been guaranteed by the federal gov’t.

You say a pretty bird was found dead in your yard and with no evidence you were accused of killing it, and a study your ex's mother in law performed said you really didn’t need the house anyway, so you’ve been evicted and your house sold for a dollar to your ex's mother in law? Man, you’ve been Cape Hatterassed.

by yoaudo April 24, 2008

carpet bumper

When two lesbians rub their pelvic bones against each other as bumper cars.

Those two chicks were carpet bumpers all night long because neither one of them had a dick!

by Chthonic December 16, 2006