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cooter

A large turtle found in Katie's pond in Blacksburg, South Carolina.
That damn cooter snagged my duck's foot, drowned it and ate that shit!

Reid caught some cooter in the pond and sold that bitch. Does that make him a pimp????

I cut that cooter's head off and it snapped all night long!!!

I took that cooter's toe nails for ransom and threw them on the roof to dry out and make a necklace.
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Cooter

It's not a fucking sea turtle, I don't care what anyone says. It is a vagina.
"A lot of people think I'm not a virgin, but it's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set cooter."
by DirtyMex345 November 8, 2009
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Cooter Fish

The left over clumps of toilet paper left in the pussy after using cheap ass toilet paper.
I went down on my girl and got cooter fish in my mouth.
by Rummi November 26, 2010
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Roller coaster

to have sex with a girl from behind while her head facing down towards the bottom of the stairs, you then proceed to punch her in the head and ride her all the way down to the bottom of said stairs.
I rode her all the way to the bottom of the roller coaster!

There once was a guy from Bel-air
who was doing his girl on the stairs
the banister broke
so he quickened his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air!
by diederbt March 6, 2008
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cooter

salt puffer, hatchet womb, and cheesy roast beef curtains.
Lauren has a huge cooter.
by lockert August 15, 2004
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cooter

pagina, pussy, vagina, cunt, pooter etc.
or for you assholes... that little pink whole in which weeshies are shoved...
i need to stick my five fingers in my cooter so that it gets hot and wet and sticky and it will throbb
by Candi X Deathless December 7, 2003
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coaster

a contraceptive used for protection when having sexual intercourse with a drore. COASTER = slang for condom
dude i'd put my beer on that drore as long as i had a coaster. haha yeah u dont want to leave a ring
by sammythejuice September 13, 2011
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