Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.
by Stitches May 29, 2015
An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.
"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."
by 8res August 20, 2018
The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.
I am going out with that girl we met last week.
There will be some condom using after our date this evening.
There will be some condom using after our date this evening.
by Thewoods February 14, 2016
by Kelhonson June 21, 2016
by Cat Eyez April 13, 2011
A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.
by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025
Similar too an Andy's mint. A comdom-mint is a used condom left on top of, under neath or inside of a pillow sheath.
I arrived late and tired to a late chick in at my hotel. I passed out immediately, In the morning my face was stuck to the pillow. I had been tagged by a condom-mint?
by El pillow bandit! May 29, 2021