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cleveland steamer

The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate
I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.
by MadHat December 17, 2004
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cleveland steamer

The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.
Glen performed a cleveland steamer on Brittany because she was a ho fo sho.
by fdkj May 14, 2008
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cleveland blumpkin

when a male sits on anothers chest, and recieves oral sex while taking a shit
last night, my friend asked me if I wanted a cleveland blumpkin...I said 'why not'.
by B514 December 7, 2006
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cleveland steamer

The act of making sweet love to a woman, waiting until she goes to sleep, defecating on her chest, taking a five dollar bill from her purse and then bolting from the area.
She was complaining to her friends that she had gone to bed with a new man and awakened to a large fresh pile of feces on her chest and that five dollars missing from her purse. Her friends were barely able to contain their laughter as they informed her that he had been the recipient of the mythical cleveland steamer.
by Grande John June 25, 2006
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cleveland stever

Releasing a large amount of fecal matter on the floor of a shower, then leaving it for someone else to discover.
"Dammit Steve, even though you turned the shower on and left it running all night, there was still crap all over the shower from last night's cleveland stever!"
by D-Smoov February 24, 2007
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Cleaver

I got a lot of cleaver back in college.
by NotIronears May 4, 2011
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Cleveland Motorboat

During the act of sex when a man takes a dump on the chest of a women then places his head in between her breasts that are covered in feces and shakes his head back and forth very rapidly while making the "brrr" sound of a motorboat.

(sometimes refered to as a Cleveland Steamboat)
That girl was so kinky that she let me do a Cleveland Motorboat to her before I busted it all over her face.
by shady pipeworks May 6, 2009
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