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Clam Joust 

When you put your tongue in a fanny!!
To 'Clam Joust'

OR to Lick fanny!!

Lick someones minge!!
Clam Joust by Sofabee September 16, 2009
Related Words

clam juice 

you put your penis in a womans vigina at the same time when shes on her period
did you just clam juice on me!
clam juice by justin wole November 22, 2011

clam chowder

known too many as the band clam chowder, known to the very few as my brothers band. often used in social situations in the garage in awkward situations when bitches are around.
Tycho - who is on the radio
C- i think they said clam chowder
A - thats my brothers band
*smoke bomb*
stranger - I'm flying star guys guys guys
clam chowder by foug January 13, 2005

Clam Blocker 

A single girl's friend, usually male, that prevents any other guys from flirting with her or asking her out - the female equivalent to the male term, cock blocker.
Hey girl, you should really stop going out with your friend, Greg. You'll never get any numbers cause he's a clam blocker!
a tiny little fluttering kiss, similar to when a baby clam opens for the first time.
i totally got clam kissed last night(not 0n my mouth)
clam kiss by nickleback69 August 14, 2012

Clam Session 

A group meeting where every smelly vagina in a 20 mile radius of the nearest Mommy Blogger mail box suddenly breathes in the winds of a hurricane, and whistles a note so high pitched that a space Dolphin is aborted.
Did you hear about the legendary clam session in Brazil last Hump day?
Clam Session by L0LL42o February 19, 2015