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breakfast of champions

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)
I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.
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champ

that party last night was champ
by ma'lone johnson September 24, 2009
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chimpo

Short males, with ever-changing hair colors. Frequently use high pitched voices when excited. Often seen driving turbo-charged Chrysler products.

These specimens are frequently named "john" or "johnny"
Dude, did you see that chimpo running around the backyard in just his boxers and cop glasses?
by Chett Chambers January 1, 2008
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Chimple

i) A pimple which forms on the Chin which is red and sore when popped.

ii) A word used on twitter to express something which cannot be explained by words that easily.
ii) too early in the morning! Chimple

ii) Wait I go away for 5 mins and people forget to Chimple ..?
by N7_Steph June 28, 2011
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Cleveland championship

when you want something that is unattainable you want a Cleveland championship. wanting in one hand and shitting in the other. and waiting for the want hand to fill up more than all the shit.

a scorn to someone who wants something unattainable. a way to make someone realize they are wishing for to much.
Dude I'm so gonna bang Megan Fox tonight.
yeah and there is going to be a Cleveland championship to.

Dad when I grow up I'm gonna buy you and mom a house.

yeah right son, and there will be a Cleveland championship.

hey man I just gave that chic my number, I bet she calls me tonight.
Yeah right that's a Cleveland championship scenario.
by uncle lester July 23, 2010
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deep throat champion

Champion of gagging dicks down they're throats. Usually a bragger of how deep cocks can go down their throat without them gagging. Also they're just big fucking faggots.
"Cameron has been the deep throat champion the past 3 years running"
by BigDaddy14 May 21, 2014
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chimping

The act of gaining sexual pleasure by throwing ones excrement at ones sexual partner, like chimps in the zoo
did a spot of chimping last night and spent all this morning with rubber gloves and domestos cleaning up , it was worth it though
by sickasapeanut June 28, 2007
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