Muff Cabbage

a bloody siamese pussy clit

Yo Bitch! Stop being such a Muff Cabbage!

by Wyrd Wizard October 18, 2010

Cabbage Breath

A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.

Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.

Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.

Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.

by Sheduh March 17, 2010

Brushed cabbage

A term referring to someone scruffy looking

"hey Niall, you look like a brushed cabbage"
"Pretty sure you're the one who comes in looking like a brushed cabbage Jamie"
"Aye fair point man sorry"

by TheEthernets February 10, 2018

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023

Cabbage Eater

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.

"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"

by Brothy Water March 31, 2023

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017

Cabbage Head

Cabbage Head alternative White Person

Man! look at that cabbage head lol

by King Renzo July 11, 2021