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bump nasties

by Anonymous June 26, 2003
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bump kitties

Rob: Did Ashley and Ange just go to the bathroom together
Mike: Yeah they are going to bump kitties!!!
by Mike Lichtersnatch February 27, 2011
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bumper stickers

Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.

These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.
My daughter is a honor student

honk if you love jesus

It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it

If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns

In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned

Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!
by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004
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doughnut bumper

a lesbian, a female who likes the coochie.
That chic's a doughnut bumper!
by eliz21 November 8, 2006
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The Fist Bump

When a guy puts his fist in a girls pussy and a fist in her ass (at the same time) and then fist bumps them together.

*This can be done solo or with another person for ultimate female satisfaction
We gave this wookie bitch the fist bump the other day.
by PHISHBritches January 31, 2010
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"speed bump"

Someone who slows everything down and retards fun.
The "Speed Bump" really wrecked that party.
by Craig266 November 13, 2007
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Text Bumping

A process very similar to thread bumping in forums.
Used by chicks when extended periods of time have passed since a reply has been received from the individual they are texting.

These texts have no significant meaning or relevance to the flow of previous conversations.
Sally: Who ya texting?
Jill: My boyfriend! But it's been almost ten minutes and he still hasn't texted back yet...
Sally: Maybe he just forgot? You should try Text Bumping him.
Jill: Good Idea!
Jill sends message: :)
Boyfriend: wtf
by snappolicious May 18, 2011
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