cat shit breath

Morning breath which smells as if a cat took a shit in your mouth, as you slept.

Good morning, did a cat shit in your mouth last night? Your breath is "cat shit breath".

by Love a good blonde December 9, 2016

Breath of Fresh Ass

phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.

a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)

by Ian December 1, 2004

dong breath

After some ho be giving ya head and then ya sniff her breath, thats be what yall smelling

man that ho is such a skank, she always gots the dong breath

by Dave May 13, 2005

Sex Breath

Breath that results from mouth-to-genital sexual acts, often referred to as "dick breath" after giving head and "pussy breath" after eating a girl out. It is never pleasant and always repulsive; often one notices it when waking up after a long, sex-filled night.

Girl 1: "I woke up with the worst sex breath this morning...all i taste is penis"
Girl 2: "Damn, you must have had fun last night..."
Girl 1: "I'm never drinking again."

Guy 1: "Dude...sex breath. It won't go away...I hate when this happens. Ruins breakfast."
Guy 2: "Just be grateful you get it so often."
Guy 1: "True.."

by mcatzz May 18, 2011

Breetarded

A metal song or band that has so many pig squeals (bree), that it's beyond all human comprehension.

1) Dude, did you hear that song 'A Furtive Monologue' by Despised Icon? It's fucking Breetarded!

by Breediculouslyschmexy December 9, 2008

bad breath illiteration

Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.

"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 4, 2010

Death Breath

your breath after smoking something. usually marijuana

Person 1: hey

Person 2: woah, death breath! what the fuck did you smoke?

by aetmkdgjdt June 20, 2009