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Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner
" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
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bottle boner

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.
Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.
by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016
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Chad boner

A boner in relation to a chad or from a chad
Tom brady kissing other men gives me a real chad boner
by Crazyjack1boss January 2, 2020
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Zoner Boner

When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner
I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner
by plz eat me January 20, 2020
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Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.
Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner
by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020
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Boner pogo

When she bounces on that dick like it's a pogo stick.
Yo babe you down for some boner pogo tonight?
by JarlChiefstain June 10, 2020
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Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.
'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'
by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012
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