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fanny boner

You get a boner in your clit

By Millie Coutts
'Oh, I have a fanny boner!'
by Super Billy's super willys February 11, 2017
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Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.
'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'
by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012
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Boner Crease

A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.
Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!
by CaptainCatLoaf June 2, 2015
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boner slime

maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix
by iamhellcat March 14, 2014
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boner fiesta

1. A party in which all members circle jerk

2. An expression that is said when people go into a state of extreme pleasure or happiness
1. Hey guys! Lets all have a boner fiesta at Pat's house. I'll bring the vaseline.
2. BONER FIESTA!!!! I'm so happy that the Jets won the Superbowl!
by Pat's palace November 6, 2010
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Second Boner

Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!
by xoxojh December 27, 2011
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boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing
I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.
by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012
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