wunder boner

A tool that you shove into the back of a fish where the tail should be (after cutting off the tail) and slide up to make the bones come out of the mouth

Wunder boner, My wife would like that

by Sethtaros May 18, 2017

ocean boner

A submarine

Once the Ocean Boner pulled into port, all the Seamen rushed out on leave.

by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017

Boner sidler

When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.

Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!

Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!

by Wifeyoftheday February 28, 2013

Suffer boner

Sadistic mixture of pleasure and pain that results from workplace challenges, most commonly experienced by an administrator.

Man, my director’s suffer boner is so big right now because of all these Covid mitigation measures. He has to push it around in a wheelbarrow.

by D.O. Homo February 28, 2022

Boner Goggles

The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.

She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.

by shnummy August 1, 2012

Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.

'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'

by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012

Danger Boner

Anticipation for rush of adrenaline and excitement from participating in risky behavior, not a literal boner.

Jenny love's skydiving for both the adrenaline rush and the huge danger boner before the jump.

by DaveCorpUSA July 14, 2014