Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."

by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004

blowjob

a word that turns everyone on.

something almost every guy wants.
the act of giving a handjob with your mouth.

person 1- "i cant believe she stood me up :( "
horny person 2- "BLOWJOB!"
person 1- "mmmmyeahh"

by ive.experienced.this December 2, 2011

Battle Creek Blowjob

When one gives a blowjob while simultaneously inserting a percussion mallet into the anus.

"I thought I was getting a normal blowjob, but she got pretty kinky when she started giving me a Battle Creek Blowjob! That BITCH-ASS!!!!"

by Myke Dyker February 12, 2009

VBJ (Verbal Blowjob)

When someone gives a profuse slobbering compliment ad nauseam.

The customer loved my new concepts! They gave me a real VBJ (verbal blowjob)!

by BLEAMA June 15, 2018

blowjob crows feet

When a woman has wrinkle’s around the corners of their mouth from sucking too much dick. Average age 35 to 60

Ohh can you tell if a cougar has sucked a lot of dick , just formblowjob crows feet:

by Grizzlygunnz May 14, 2018

Breaking and entering blowjob

The act of breaking into someones bathroom and forcefully giving them head.

Oh man, Justin and his dog just caught me off with guard with a Breaking and Entering blowjob at work said Jeff

by Dbzage March 4, 2018

National blowjob day

December first every girl must give there boyfriend head

Sally went down on her boyfriend for the first time on national blowjob day

by Jimbo3574 October 25, 2019