blind meat

A penis with a very tight foreskin that can't be retracted when penis is erect. The penis head or glans can't be seen. This condition is called "phimosis"

Dude....you should get that blind meat snipped!

by microaperture December 29, 2010

Arabian Horse Blinders

“Arabian Horse Blinders” is a sexual position where the woman sits or kneels astride her partner’s face and lowers her vagina onto the other’s face, wrapping his eyes, nose and mouth in her pussy lips. Also referred to as meat curtains it is the female equivalent of tea bagging and is based on the horse-blinders used around the eyes of Arabian Horses to keep them from bolting.

“Audrey joked that her Arabian Horse Blinders were so meaty they made her boyfriend cross-eyed.”

by T Lex September 10, 2010

Blind man's bluff

A retributive procedure for avenging one's girlfriend's frigidity of the previous night involving a rather cruel artifice (note - artifice, not oriface, although it is quite possible that her orifaces may well have been cruel, hence the ease of confusion).

Procedure - the perpetrator must make sure that he awakens in the morning before the victim. Like a secret sex-ninja he must have a silent wraith-wank, being careful to ensure that any bed wobbling does not awaken the victim. After his sausage-basting reaches climax, he must dab a finger tip in the resulting cheddar-puddle and rub a sufficient amount of his monkey-spunk along the closed edges of the victim's eyelids, making sure that the eyelashes have a sufficient glazing of knob-gloop so as to become intractably stuck to one another.
After pausing to allow for drying and cementation, the perpetrator lights a few matches and blows them out quickly, allowing some of the thick smoke to drift into the victim's nostrils. After she begins to stir at the noxious smell wafting into her alternative nasal cock tunnels, the perpetrator must shout, as loudly and as anxiously as possible, "FIRE, FIRE... THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.. YOU ARE ON FIRE!"

I blind man's bluffed her good and proper, yes siree.

by pale fire October 16, 2008

binders full of women

Mitt Romney's gaffe when he talked about asking women's groups for potential Cabinet candidates. But you can feel free to misconstrue it as his way of condescendingly calling a group of women as if they're his whores.

Yep, when I was a governor of Massachusetts, I got binders full of women.

by mnihnuht October 17, 2012

dirty blind fold

When you shit a long turd across someones eyes like a blindfold

While the butt smurf was asleep, I gave that bitch a dirty blindfold.

by Ball Sack July 1, 2006

blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

Binder

A Mormon term for a place where eligible women are kept.

Hunter: Let's hit the bars. It's Ladies' Night.

Tyler: Dude, there aren't any bars in Monticello, Utah.

Hunter: What the hell? How am I gonna get laid?

Tyler: No prob, dude. I'm checking my binder right now.

by turtleposer October 16, 2012