Blair

Blair is God's gift to the universe. If you know someone named Blair you definitely know they are out-going, beautiful, funny, and lights up the room. A Blair will be upset when she is misunderstood, so you should always let her speak her mind. She has lots of friends and lots of crushes. A Blair is just amazing! ( And often have brown hair)

Wow, she's so outgoing,
Must be a Blair!

by CharleyFlowea October 15, 2018

Black Astronaut

An individual who find themselves is an extraordinary and/or highly unlikely circumstance.

1) I was so out of place at that party, people looked at me like a black astronaut.
2) I won the lottery and feel like a black astronaut.

by Forjanelle November 30, 2018

Blaff

Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.

Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!

by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018

blaine anderson

the best character on quite possible the best tv show ever, glee. he’s breathtakingly gorgeous and his voice is perfect. quite possibly the love of my life even though he doesn’t really exist. kurt hummel is his soulmate and if ANYONE comes between them i will attack you.

oh my god, that man has the best voice ever and he is gorgeous!!
he must be blaine anderson!

by mashford July 14, 2019

blazin’ neon egomaniac

An egomaniac who makes other egomaniacs look like wallflowers.

Being friends with a blazin’ neon egomaniac is never really possible.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

bladder event

A somewhat dry, more polite euphemism for pissing your pants.

It appears that during the extended impeachment inquiry testimony today, while tweeting like a deranged lunatic for what may have been hours, the Trumpster may have had a bladder event.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019

blaseball

Blaseball is a splort. You can participate in the cultural event of Blaseball at Blaseball.com

Rejoice. Play ball.
— The Blaseball Gods

by Blaseball fan August 22, 2020