gay bean

a very gay person with a bean shaped head

man that guy over there is a gay bean

by cocksuckerballsack69 January 27, 2022

Mr.Bean

Mr.Bean based

Q: "Bean based?"
A1: "of course bean based"
A2: "Bean is the exact definition of based"

Mr.Bean is the definition of based as his recent statement about comedy being meant to offend people has proven.

by Taedrinkssometea July 15, 2022

AirBn-beanbag

A beanbag chair that is likely covered in goo because a bunch of renters spooged in it.

So happy you came to visit while we’re in town, please sit anywhere except maybe the AirBn-beanbag.

by whatchootalkingboutwillis July 15, 2022

Big Bean

This man.. neigh this legend is an actual fucking beast of nature. this man is a true nigger this man has so much sex it’s actually unreal. also has a 9 inch cock

“who’s that kid with the huge ballsack over there?”
that’s Big Bean

by XxmonkeymanxX December 17, 2022

21 bean salute

when someone eats nothing but ghost pepper chili for a week and shits on your face and chest while saluting them with an open mouth

Damnit Derek, I told you that bitch was too fat to give you a 21 bean salute. She almost killed you when she slipped in her own shit!

by Yo Momma Don't Care August 20, 2023

Blustery Bean Bag

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023

pork and bean fart

A fart that smells like a BBQ meal

Greg ate at the barbecue and his farts smelled like pork and bean farts.

by Miami Todd September 19, 2013