Dutch bath

A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.

After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.

by Jonskipop March 20, 2010

Poop Bath

A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.

Me: What is taking Caleb so long in the bathroom?
Dave: I dunno, I think he's taking a poop bath.

by Buck Nvsty April 28, 2015

polish bubble bath

Also known as a Mexican bubble bath, farting into your bath to make bubbles.

I was sitting on the shitter talking to my girl when she let loose in the tub and made a Polish bubble bath

by T_B_J October 8, 2019

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.

"He drowned in his sleep."
"How?"
"He went to bed, bath, and beyond."

by Victor Gray March 17, 2010

Bird Bath

Successfully executed by urinating in a females mouth. She then holds the urine in her mouth and gargles with your balls now in the oral jacuzzi.

I was feeling totally stressed out and the dumpy chick nextdoor gave my balls a bird bath and the stress just melted away

by jerry yaron December 30, 2008

two dogs in the bath tub

It's where a women is in doggy style and 2 men shove the cock in her ass at the same time in a violent matter, leaving pubic hair on her ass and after you jizz in her ass, it will leak out and stick to the hair, looking like a hairy ass, or dogs ass

Dude, me and jon put two dogs in the bath tub at jenny's house last night and she was screaming until we jizzed in her ass and she calmed down!

by partyboyneil October 17, 2008

vertical bath

shower

gianna:im bored
daniel:me to
gianna:my house is freezing
daniel:i know, i was there like a half hour ago lol
gianna:lol ya
daniel:im tired
gianna:me to, imma go take a vertical bath and go to bed
daniel:alright love, night
gianna:night

by myshoeshavefaces February 28, 2010