Lukas: "Yeah bro, my girlfriend and I just tried ballooning last night and it was so hot!"
Jonathan: "nice."
Jonathan: "nice."
by mommyballoon22 December 07, 2023
when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really really hard
by notbamb May 30, 2024
when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really hard.
by notbamb May 30, 2024
When a sexual partner inserts a balloon into the cavity of their receptive partner and expels air to inflate the balloon inside the cavity, usually the anus.
Man, Matt was so good last night when he was ballooning me, and I can’t wait til the trip to Brazil!
by Balloonboi May 29, 2018
To improve your game state in a board game (such as Settlers of Catan) in an exponential manner that is out of other players' control
by Jontra August 20, 2022
An act performed whilst masturbating, when an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin just before ejaculation, trapping the semen in his hood. Then later disposing it in the toilet.
by Ballon King September 06, 2023
A very intense, surprising sexual act to be engaged in by one partner equipped with a penis (surprisee) and another partner equipped with at least one non-oral cavity (surpriser). Useful for lazy Sundays, (and/or on sleeping partners who do not see the act coming pause... phrasing that have given prior consent to such acts), this act forgoes foreplay for forceful fornication, foreshadowing formidable forays forevermore. To engage in ballooning, the surpriser discretely acquires a penis (attached to the surprisee) at maximum flaccidity and proceeds to pack the penis, in whatever manner necessary, into the orifice, then allowing the surprisee (and their penis) to awaken from within surpriser's non-oral cavity. The packing process may include, but is not limited to, folding, scrunching, rolling, shoving, tucking, vacuuming, and/or fingering.
For maximum efficiency while initiating ballooning, the following criteria is ideal: a loose non-oral cavity, a small member (preferably growers, not showers), a quantity of slippy juice that walks the line between ease of entry and undesired arousal of the surprisee's penis prior to the act of engorgement. Note: the surpriser may be aroused before, during, and after the events of ballooning- arousal is recommended to further enhance the ballooning experience.
If the penis ever engorges beyond 15% erect before entry into the non-oral cavity, ballooning is no longer the correct term for said act. See surprise sex.
For maximum efficiency while initiating ballooning, the following criteria is ideal: a loose non-oral cavity, a small member (preferably growers, not showers), a quantity of slippy juice that walks the line between ease of entry and undesired arousal of the surprisee's penis prior to the act of engorgement. Note: the surpriser may be aroused before, during, and after the events of ballooning- arousal is recommended to further enhance the ballooning experience.
If the penis ever engorges beyond 15% erect before entry into the non-oral cavity, ballooning is no longer the correct term for said act. See surprise sex.
Tootsie the Clown™ came over and made balloon animals for the kids. He fell asleep in his clown car after the party, so I surprised him with a ballooning in my Arby's pastrami sandwich.
by Arby's Pastrami Sandwich January 26, 2024