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Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.
Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."
by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021
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ballooning

when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really hard.
by notbamb May 29, 2024
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Dropping a balloon

When you drop a massive gust of air from your rear end
Croft was caught dropping a balloon while speed walking
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Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.
My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.
by Jussthefax May 19, 2021
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Thirst Balloon

The inflated ego a presumably attractive woman receives from thirsty dudes who follow her on social media.
Omg did you see how many likes Stacy got on that picture with the low cut shirt? Her thirst balloon is so inflated right now.
by Jasperlover435 June 30, 2016
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Pop my balloon

When you been showing someone fake love and affection then behind there back treating them like shit similar to gaslighting or love bombing.
This guy really wants to pop my balloon *kinky*
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 6, 2020
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Balloon

Amazing Childhood toy. You throw it up to the ceiling and watch it fall and hit it. And repeat. An amazing toy. It can also float, stick to a wall, etc. It was a great toy to play with your friends.
Friend: Hey, it's a balloon.
Me: Ah. Childhood memories.

Friend: SAMEEE!
by HellInferno November 8, 2021
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