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batle a' wine

Saying used in Lurgan, Co. Armagh refering to a bottle of Budkfast tonic wine. A reasonably inexpensive wine drank mainly in the north of Ireland and Scotland. Usually assosiated with scumbegs.
batle a' bate the wife
batle a' wreck the house
what you gettin' fer yer ki-out cheif?
batle a' wine boss. gonna get ballaxed. lies crack.
by col May 13, 2005
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Nerd Battle

Noun: A battle between two people or groups who know so much about a subject (usually video games, popular shows, etc.) that is fought by debating about its facts that persons unknowing to the subject won't care or understand.

Verb: The act of blogging, debating, or any other form of competitive conversation between two people or groups to show how much they know about a subject to boost their ego by using long and complicated words.
Nerd 1: The language of the Revlas was first used by the Clymits in the second war of Ginlaya.

Nerd 2: No, it was used in the first war of Metablins, The Clymits did not even exist in the era of Holibomic and the language or Revla uses pronouns before adjectives while the Clymit language, Sorgnum, is uses adjectives after their verbs and phrases.

Random person listening to conversation or reading blog: Dude. what the crap are they talking about? I gata stop looking at these nerd battles...

*Note, all names are made up to make up a nerdy conversation
by Semi-nerd January 12, 2011
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the battle of britain

Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.
An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.
by ashteroid April 18, 2007
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battlefag

what people who dont like the battlefield games call it.
hey jim let's go get some girls, ya know have a life, or would you rather spend all day on battlefag? will you ever taste a vagina?
by dildo rider November 12, 2012
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Epic Battle

An Epic Battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a Donkey Punch. After that, you do a Houdini. When she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. You then proceed to do a Strawberry Shortcake. Once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes the Angry Pirate. Combining those 4 sexual acts creates the Epic Battle.
Oh my god. Last night, when I was fucking your mom, I did an Epic Battle, and lights came down from the heavens and angels started singing.
by Woodcock Johnson December 28, 2009
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battle scars

the brown marks left at the bottom of the toilet after taking a vigorous poop.
man: someone left some mean battle scars at the bottom of the toilet.

man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.
by ted sells June 11, 2006
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Battledomology

Battledomology is the art of debating VS matches and comparisons between fictional characters and fictional universes.

While its a fact of life that everyone has their favorites in fiction(e.g. Characters,Universes, Special Moves, Francies, Etc.) and will support them, Battledomology is a Science where practitioners DO NOT LET preferences get in the way of debating the characters. Proper Battledomology is done by analyzing demonstrated material and creating reasonable conclusions based on it, not empty speculations. Making a biased conclusion based on your favoritism on certain fictional characters,universes,etc against in the face of the evidence is NOT PROPER BATTLEDOMOLOGY and is actually wanking.

Battledomology can involve more than just merely VS battles between fictional characters, universes, and franchises -it can comparisons of stuff outside of battle such as who is the more intelligent character, who has better feats not related to battle, which universe has more advanced technology,which universe has more effective magic,etc.

The best best site on the net for Battledomology is the Outskirts Battle Dome, where wanking is not tolerated and Battledomological threads are almost always done with logic and reasoning.

A person who practice and study the Science of Battledomology is called a Battledomologist.
The Web Show Deadliest Fictional Warrior is perhaps the MOST FAMOUS ,MOST POPULAR and overall MOST unbiased and intelligent show on Battledomology.
by CounterSwarmer July 19, 2011
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