Alabama Chainsaw

A loud and long fart typically lasting longer than 2 seconds that sounds like a chainsaw.

Person 1: "dude that was a long Alabama Chainsaw, it lasted like 3 seconds!"

by Manboy Boyboyman August 26, 2017

Alabama stroke

When your sister gives you a handjob.

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.

by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017

alabama motto

Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall

Guy 1- you know the Alabama motto right?

Guy 2 - no?

Guy 1 - why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall.

Guy 2 - that’s fucked up!

by HalfGearrod December 4, 2017

alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.

My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.

by Large_Father January 23, 2018

Alabama express

A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.

Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express

by WeberStir May 4, 2018

alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.

I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.

by ElongD69 January 31, 2018

Alabama steam engine

The sexual act of where you stick a vape in an ass and anally vapes and then farts out the vape into another persons mouth.

That kinky hipster bitch wanted to do an Alabama steam engine last night.

by Cleetus Wagner May 4, 2018