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con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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axel and apollo

The cutest couple. They make great boyfriends who will always be there for each other. It takes a lot to come between these two. Also Axel has a huge dick.
Axel and Apollo are so cute together
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A term for people who are involuntarily apolitical—not by choice, but because they have been rejected from all possible political groups and communities due to having unique political views, positions outside the standard political spectrum, or views that don't fit any existing category. InApols are the orphans of the political world: they want to belong, to participate, to have a political home, but no group will have them. Left, right, center, libertarian, authoritarian, green, nationalist—all find them too strange, too inconsistent, too threatening. They wander the political landscape alone, their views ignored, their voices unheard, their participation impossible. InApol is the condition of those who are political by nature but homeless by circumstance.
InApol (Involuntary Apoliticism) Example: "She held views that combined elements of socialism and traditionalism, environmentalism and localism—positions that made sense to her but fit nowhere. The left called her conservative; the right called her radical; the center called her confused. She applied to every group, joined every community, and was rejected from all. She was InApol: involuntarily apolitical, wanting to belong but belonging nowhere. Politics happened around her; she watched, unrepresented, unwelcome, alone."
by Dumu The Void February 18, 2026
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