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Andres

He is your best friend! You tell him everything and you trust him with everything. Andres is there through thick and thin and would never hurt you Intentionally. He is one of the few people you tell EVERYTHING. He is the only one in the world who can make you smile when you are crying, he understands you in a way no one else ever would. If you have meet an Andres never let him go he would never do that to you! Love him no matter what happens between you two. <3 <3 <3 ....
Girl 1:Andres is the only one in this world I trust.
Girl 2:I know right he would never hurt anyone.
by Hailey Nicole Keeton November 15, 2019
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Andre

Wow andre is so black I can’t believe it

Andre looks like a shadow
by 123.femal(besides my gf)hater November 21, 2023
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Andres

A gorgeous boy, usually bisexual with a preference for men, often with long black hair and olive skin. He's a bit of a music nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special hyperspecific interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick tunes that'll make him famous in a few years. He is a bit freaky sometimes but tries really hard not to be, and his depression, anxiety, Asperger's syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli xcx, Kesha, Britney, Gaga (especially Gaga), Tate McRae, Chappell, Sabrina, Carly Rae Jepsen, Billie, Rihanna, and Cupcakke, but he also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz he's really cool like that. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles.
If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz he's gonna disappear if you don't.
Illias: Omg have u seen that guy Andres??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him
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Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
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andre

guy1: look at that dude with a t-shirt under his dress shirt
guy2: that must be an andre
by minecraftcrafter2.0 December 13, 2018
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Andre

andre is that guy in class that will make you laugh until you cry. He’s a guy that casually impresses everyone. he will always put a smile on your face with a joke, and even if its not that funny, you will still smile because of his charm. he underestimates himself. hes smart as hell and hes not afraid to say his opinion, which are usually compliable. he messes with his teachers, but they cant help but love him. he is very talented in many ways, secretly at singing

hes that guy that you can talk to for hours and is great in bed. not to mention, he is so gorgeous. he is tan, with perfect brown hair and eyes you can get lost in forever. some may say hes an asshole. dont be fooled by his big reputation, all he wants is to see your smile. hes opened minded and loves to joke, but when he really likes someone, he will be very cautious to get into things, he doesnt want them to think he is an ass. he is not an asshole, though. he can be the nicest guy you will ever meet.

if you suspect an andre likes you, do not lose him. talk to him, as talking is his forte. he never turns down a chat, especially if he likes you. if he thinks you dont have interest back, he might move on, or makes you think he has. cherish him, because he will always be there for you. whatever you do, dont lose him. hes perfection at its finest.

girl 1: That guy over there with the french accent...who is he?

girl 2: thats andre...He is so sexy!
girl 2: hes so much more than that. he brightens my darkest days
Do you know who that guy is over there he?

That’s Andre Ive known him for a while. He’s like if Christian Grey and Prince Charming were the same person. I haven’t met anyone else like him.
by Tiffgoodnight585324 November 23, 2021
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Andre

A man who is so fucking hot, if you meet one you need to try and get him to fuck you. He has one of the largest dicks in the world
Andre is so hot
by Andre's#1fan November 6, 2023
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