Austin Von Alten

A total jackass who sucks at Mario kart, can't handle his yogurt shots, and can't even spell the word yes in a text.

He is an Austin Von Alten, so I threw a bus full of children at him

by yoping December 17, 2013

Austin Road middle

A roach infested school in Henry county that needs to be shut down. The teachers are ugly and mean and act like they have a problem doing their job. The principal is dumb and he smells like broken cigarettes. Overall the Worst school ever!!!

You got to Austin Road Middle?
Hell nah!

by Lmaobshboi September 25, 2019

Austin Community College

ACC simply put, its where you wanna be...if you can't get into the University of Texas yet.

Dude 1 "where do you go to school"
Dude 2 "oh i go to austin community college, mostly rio grande campus"
Dude 1 "oh man, is it where you wanna be?"
Dude 2 "well ya until i can get my gpa up and transfer to UT"
Dude 1 "oh right"

by KickItChick December 16, 2008

Austin Powers Piss

The act of taking a very, very long number 1, perhaps with frequent pauses in between urination and then resuming urination at full force. As seen in the evacuation stage of the unfreezing process as seen in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

I just took such a huge piss from drinking so much water. It was kinda like an Austin Powers Piss.

by p-schaefer October 19, 2010

Jake T. Austin

Stars with Selena Gomez on Disney. EXTREMELY cutee. Charming and will grow up to be too hott for his own good. Girls get a tissue for when you drool after seeing him. :P

OMG! did you see Jake T. Austin last night?!

by yuuummmmers February 16, 2009

Tyler Austin Belvins

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tylexbengie Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins)

This kid right here is a complete Tyler Austin Belvins.

by TylerBelvins May 29, 2019

Pre-mature Austin

A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.

"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."

"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."

"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."

by Longrod Johnson April 14, 2010