Courtney Johnson

Upbeat, Outgoing and well mannered. Courtney does not like being called a skank by Wayne Klassen. Though he is just kidding. She still kicks his posterior.

"Hey Courtney you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Courtney!"
(that's the way the song really goes)
"What's that? A Toster Party, I'm there Court!"

by la léona January 9, 2005

Johnson(s)

n: A generic word for almost any person place or thing.

1.: He passed me that johnson that was over there.

2.: Yo dawg, pass me the johnsons.

by jimbo23 September 10, 2005

Blair Johnson

A blah guy who sometimes fills in for supermodel hottie Ashley Russell on Yahoo Sports Minute and Rivals Minute.
When he fills in, it is a major disappointment for many, including non-sports fans, who watch the videos solely to admire and drool over the sexy blonde.

The young man opened up Rivals Minute one morning, prepared to enjoy the stunning beauty of Ashley Russell, only to find that Blair Johnson was filling in for her. "I hate when that guy fills in for her", he said. "How dare she take a day off?"

by Boxcar Bob July 3, 2009

Liz Johnson

Liz Johnson, born May 2, 1974, is a professional bowler and slang for rising to perfection after tragedy. In an emotional event, the first professional sporting event to resume after the attacks, Johnson bowled the third televised perfect 300 game in PWBA history on her way to winning the Paula Carter Classic. To want a Liz Johnson is to want to turn around and overcome. She currently works at a Macy's Store in Toledo, Ohio.

Eric: "I totally blew it with the head cheerleader."

Mike: "No problem man, just take a Liz Johnson."

Eric: "I want a Liz Johnson?"

Mike: "Yeah you'll take a Liz Johnson."

by Sprinter123 November 10, 2009

Bob Johnsons

Quite simply, a pair of gentleman's 'knackers'.

Kev: "I didnt know you could do the splits Jim?"

Jim: "Neither did I, my Bob Johnsons are paying for it now though!"

by Dabz December 12, 2008

johnson boy

A street criminal, or other rogue.

I got mugged by some johnson boys!

by A. Johnson June 14, 2007

Kali Johnson

A blonde headed girl with blue eyes that make you melt every time you look into them. A really sweet and loving girl who will never EVER disappoint you in anyway! A girl who is really good at sex and has a perfect set of breasts! She is someone who will love you to the moon and back and loves really tight hugs along with a gentle kiss. Kali will make you feel like you are the happiest guy in the world if you date her. She is one of the most beautiful girls I know and guys should do anything for a Kali in there life!

Guy: "Hey guess who I'm dating?!"

Guy 2: "Kali Johnson?"

Guy: "YEAH! :D''

Guy 2: "DUDE, you're so lucky!"

by iAJMx November 5, 2013