by HondaKiller2TGR June 19, 2008
That was some damn good candy chicken.
by Ivanka March 22, 2005
Eye candy but specifically on your social feed; A picture so sweet, those who follow your feed will be delighted.
This sunset picture... feed candy.
Photos of my niece are the most liked on my Instagram, she’s feed candy.
Photos of my niece are the most liked on my Instagram, she’s feed candy.
by LMM121 September 29, 2017
The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.
Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.
by Shower-shits November 08, 2019
When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.
Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
by Mattj June 30, 2014
Heather: What do you want to do tonight?
Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.
Heather: Mmmkay.
Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.
Heather: Mmmkay.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.
Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar
John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her
Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.
Or
Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!
John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!
John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her
Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.
Or
Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!
John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!
by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 11, 2009