skinny jeans boner

The worst thing to happen in the middle of math class

“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner”

by Stakki April 22, 2018

Jean Jacques Perry

A guy who was a pioneer in electronic music and made several albums from 1966 to 1976 and worked with Gershwin Kingsley from 1965 to 1967. He was known for being one of the first people to use the Moog synthesizer in 1968. He used the Oindoline before that. He made very weird and happy songs. He made great music. Sadly, he passed away in 2016. Rest in piece, Jean Jacques Perry.

Jean Jacques Perry sure made good music!

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

Crotch/Jean Erosion

After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion

Dude, this summer had crotch/jean erosion almost every day...

by iHazNinjaSkills May 4, 2009

Dirty Jean-Claude

When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.

It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me

by Klumsy_Moose May 3, 2022

Blue Jeans Gay

An extremely basic cisgender gay man who suffers from both a lack of a personality as well as any originality and taste. Usually comes complete with a comically large ego for someone so basic.

Blue Jeans Gay’s have minimal knowledge of art, high fashion, cinema, alternative music and theatre and dance (outside of major musicals).

They typically be found covered head to toe in branded rainbow crap complaining about how no men want,to spend longer than a single night with them.

Justin likes cold brew coffee, Adele and CrossFit. He’s such a blue jeans gay

by aphextwink69 April 18, 2022

balls out jeans

when your balls are sweating and you cut a hole in you jens and pull yourr balls out.

oh my god its hot today so I wore my balls out jeans

by cocky doocky April 18, 2010

True Religion Jeans

Gaudy, shit quality jeans that everyone seems to like and wear, in absolute defiance of common sense and style. Has disgusting stitching and back pocket designs.

Those True Religion Jeans look retarded! Why would you want them when you could get some Studio D'Artisans, Dior Homme, or APCs?

by DukeOfOrange July 13, 2009