Watching the Andy Griffith Show

A euphemism for jerking off.

What were you doing up in your room?
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...

by GerkinKing February 4, 2010

watchcut

WatchCut, also known as Cut.com is an informative/entertainment internet media company based in Seattle, Washington. Cut is mostly well-known from their YouTube Channel, which they provide with creative videos and content that are branched out into 3 parts / HiHo Kids / 100 Years of Beauty / and WatchCut itself. WatchCut's YouTube channel is well popular as for their subscriber count, which goes over 2.4 million (and counting). Cut.com is considered to be a business company as also known for selling their variety of clothing merch.

Guy 1: What is WatchCut?
Guy 2: A 10x better version of crappy and cancerous BuzzFeed.
Guy 3: Oh word.

by NeyJr July 26, 2017

10/30 movie watching method

Who needs to watch a whole movie nowadays? The first ten minutes give you enough of the story, while the last thirty minutes contain most of the movie's action.
It's the 10/30 method.

I must give credit to Javier for this one.

I watched District 9 using the 10/30 movie watching method. Great movie.

by giant in Korea February 3, 2010

Joel's Watch

The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"

I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.

by gotgolf72 September 23, 2008

WATCHING CARTOONS

TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS KNOWLEDGE.

1)"NO MOM, WE WEREN'T HAVE SEX, WE WERE WATCHING CARTOONS"

2)CARRIE:"HEY CALEB, WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM AND WATCH CARTOONS?' *WINK* *WINK*

by SCARRIEFAIRY August 5, 2008

Whatch

A southern term that replaces what before the words ya’ll, or you.

“Whatch yall doin tonight.”
Or
“Whatch you doin.”

by Michael plyers November 4, 2018

Sin Watch

Sin watch is when you try and help a person who gives their permission to keep an eye on them and you give them support so they won't sin.

I put myself on sin watch so I wouldn't use a mosque as a urinal or a shitter again.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007