Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by LGMR5 May 16, 2010

Watchay

Greeting. Alternative spelling for "wachay" that means "hello" and also "goodbye" in an Aboriginal language called West Swampy Cree.

me: hey, watchay!

you: what's up? All good, watchay!

by Cree-py September 27, 2011

watching cats

viewing pussy, watching porn

Joe spent hours watching cats on the internet.

by Arsewhole February 22, 2014

watchala

A common request made by paisas to observe something spectacular they or some one in the general vicinity is about to do. Derived from the English word "watch" and Spanish word "la". Watch this, watch that.

No sabes como abrir una chela con los huevos guey? Watchla cabron, así hace guey! Watchala, watchala!!

by PaisanoCubano June 10, 2015

balla watcha's

white girls who go to da clubs just to watch da balla's and take up space on de dance floor.

dem balla watcha's better get the fuck outta here and make me some room so i can grind up de ballas

by wellfuck April 19, 2009

Baby Watch

Baby Watch is when a pregnant woman is close to her due date. It is the last remaining days, leading up to the birth of a baby. Mother, Father, family and friends begin to watch for signs of labor: burst of energy, contractions, water breaking, etc.

My daddy is excited about Baby Watch and has the baby-go-bag, packed and ready for when mommy goes into labor.

by elisapetesa August 30, 2015

minge watching

When you binge watch a show with a girl that you don't want to watch with the hopes that it will somehow result in sex

Guy 1: Bro, have you seen Pretty Little Liars?
Guy 2: OMG YES, IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW! Why did you watch it though?
Guy 1: Um, I was minge watching it with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Oh right, yeah same, I hate that show.

by DjangoTheMysterious October 5, 2016