Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.

I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper

by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020

rusty walk

An exaggerated excursion, used by people who have inflated egos and mass amounts of confidence

"look at the rusty walker"
"What a twat"

by Seth Russell February 22, 2021

Depression walk

When you are sad and out of shape and decide to run but after the first twenty feet it turns into a slow walk and you think about how shitty a person you are.

Roommate: Hey what are you doing tonight?
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.

by Residentdrifter August 8, 2018

Walking Sewage

The citizens of Littleton Colorado, who inhabit the toad tavern and drunkenly fight over nothing.

Look at that walking sewage at the bar

by thefox.com April 6, 2015

Hop-walking

A way to talk about skipping without sounding like a fairy.

GAY version (skipping):
Guy 1: Dude, after I beat that guy up I skipped down the street.
Guy 2: That's gay.

Straight Version (hop-walking):
Guy 1: Dude, I found a really cute pair of shoes today! And I hop-walked all the way home in them!
Guy 2: Bro, NICE!
*fist bumps*

by Bo'sBrother September 28, 2010

Walking the Fish

When your smoking the gonjah, but you can't let people know your smoking because of TWITCH ToS

Them - What are you doing with your WebCam off?
Me- I'm just walking the fish bro.

by UnholyLuci June 17, 2020

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017